I'm happy again.

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

ultrannoying:

writing in foreign language classes:

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speaking in foreign language classes:

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girls with big blue eyes <33

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

abitsmartassy:

this is the greatest headline i have ever seen

bigeisamazing:

ridge:

these hoes aint loyal

this shit would never happen at Target